I, Amina "Poofingers" Foxdye would like to invite you to partake in my newest of old crap-jams: Oldies But Poopies; Songs From 2006-2008. If you've enjoyed such toilet-humor as "M4g1c47 G71mm3r1ng R41nb0ner" and "Robot Mold," then you'll be outstandingly distraught by these ancient, bottom-of-the-barrel Sony Acid douche-nozzlers! Completely unedited from Foxdye's never-officially-released EP, "Squid Stomata Mouth"! Amatuertastic!
Yes, now you too can be transported back to a time where the only "panning" Foxdye did was in the kitchen, making hamburger honker. A time when "clipping" was some kind of yuppie audio-engineering bull-pocky that no one cares about anyway! A time when "good production"
meant cranking up the bass until it soiled the diapers of whoever owned the subwoofer! Nothing says "rave" more than a smoking bassbin and a brown note! Don't forget the parachute pants omg.
Yes! These are 9 tracks of the overblown, monophonic shit-bombers you've been waiting to delete from your beloved hard-drive for years! And now you can have them in "high quality" mp3s for 5 bones! lolol! You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll cry more! You'll want a refund! You'll email me about getting your money back! And I will already have retired and moved to Russia to become a psy-trance DJ!! Now that's what I call customer service! DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA LOL THAT IS DA BOMB.
ORDER NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW. NO.